If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
You mean sick ass lightning tattoos
Best description I’ve ever heard
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques